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28.11.2005.

Titanic (1997)

Buduci da je receno da ce se recenzirat i losi filmovi evo kritike mog najomrazenijeg filma. Prvo da kazem da ovo nije najgori film koji sam gledao. Ta cast pripadana ostvarenju Naked Souls sa Pamelom Anderson koje mozemo nazvat filmom samo zato sto su koristili kameru. Titanic sam gledao u Imperijalu koji je tad bio u katastrofalnom stanju pa se vise nikad tamo nisam ni pojavio. Zelio sam otici usred filma, ali sam ostao jer film nisam otisao gledati sam, a sve filmove koje pocnem gledam do kraja, koliko god losi bili. Sa budzetom od 200 miliona mogla se snimiti dobra drama o jednoj velikoj tragediji, ali umjesto toga smo dobili odvratnu, ljigavu, tinejdzersku ljubavnu limunadu. Za to je dokaz i publika koju je uglavnom cinila hrpa curica podivljalih hormona koje su urlale "kako je sladak" svaki put kad se on pojavio na ekranu i kolektivno plakale kad je umro. Radnje ja na nivou sapunica kojima nas stalno bombarduju sa ekrana (Esmeralda, Marisol, Zabranjena ljubav, Vatreni mjesec, Divlji andjeo ili neka kombinacija ovih rijeci npr. Zabranjena ljubav vatrenog andjela i divljeg mjeseca), bezvezna prica o tome kako je ona bogata, a on siromasan, oni se vole, ali im dusmani ne daju, ona ima zarucnika supka. Vec vidjeno sto puta. Cameron mi je bio jako drag reziser i umjesto da nakon niza od 5 sjajnih filmova nastavi u istom smjeru ili se povuce kao legenda on snima ovo sranje. Posto ovo ipak nije najgori film znaci da je imao i nesto dobro. To su efekti (ali to je ionako najmanje vazno u filmu) i Kate Winslet (ne zato sto se skinula, nego sto je solidno odradila posao, ovdje ni Meryl Streep ne bi mogla bolje). Titanic je zasluzan za tri najgora sata u mom zivotu. Camerone, sto ti je ovo trebalo, jebo te Oscar i oni koji su ti ga dali (zaista neshvatljiva odluka, iste je godine snimljen L.A. Confidential). (Spooky)

Recenzirani filmovi
- 1 Night in Paris
- 12:01
- 12 Angry Men
- 13 Going On 30
- 16 Blocks
- 2001: A Space Oddysey
- 28 Weeks Later
- 300
- 40 Year Old Virgin, The
- Above the Law
- Æon Flux
- After the Sunset
- Airplane!
- Airplane II: The Sequel
- Alien
- Aliens
- Alien³
- Alien: Resurrection
- Alien Terminator
- Alien Vs. Predator
- Alone in the Dark
- American Graffiti
- Amistad
- Arachnophobia
- Army of Darkness
- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
- Back to the Future
- Back to the Future 2
- Back to the Future 3
- Bad Taste
- Bandidas
- Barb Wire
- Basket Case
- Basket Case 2
- Batman: Dead End
- Batman: The Movie
- Batman
- Batman Returns
- Batman Forever
- Batman & Robin
- Batman Begins
- Big Trouble in Little China
- Birth
- Black Cadillac
- Blade Runner
- BloodRayne
- Blueberry
- Brokeback Mountain
- Bubba Ho-tep
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Bug
- Cannibal Holocaust
- Chasing Amy
- Clerks.
- Clerks II
- Click
- Cobra
- Commando
- Con Air
- Constant Gardener, The
- Crash
- Creepshow
- Critters
- Crow, The
- Cruel Intentions 2
- Cry_Wolf
- Cube
- Cube Zero
- Dark City
- Darwin Awards, The
- Date Movie
- Da Vinci Code, The
- Dead & Breakfast
- Dead Birds
- Dead End
- Defender, The
- Dellamorte Dellamore
- Descent, The
- Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
- Devil's Reject, The
- Dia de la bestia, El
- Diarios de motocicleta
- Dick Tracy
- Die Hard
- Die Hard 2
- Die Hard: With a Vengeance
- Die Hard 4.0
- Dirty Harry
- Dnevnoy dozor
- Doom
- Dr. Dolittle 3
- Dünyayi kurtaran adam
- Eaten Alive
- Edison
- Eight Below
- Emmanuelle
- EMR
- Exorcism of Emily Rose, The
- Experiment, Das
- Eye for an Eye, An
- Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le
- Faculty, The
- Fantastic Four
- Fast and the Furious, The
- Fearless Vampire Killers
- Fear of the Dark
- Feast
- Fever Pitch
- Fifth Element, The
- Final Destination
- Final Destination 3
- Flightplan
- Football Factory, The
- Four Rooms
- Frankenstein (1910)
- Freddy Vs. Jason
- Friends with Money
- Frighteners, The
- Fun with Dick and Jane (2005)
- Game, The
- Gathering, The
- Ghost Watcher 2
- Ghost World
- Ghoulies
- Ginger Snaps
- Girl Next Door, The
- Glengarry Glen Ross
- Goal!
- Godzilla 2000
- Goonies, The
- Graveyard, The
- Green Street Hooligans
- Gridlock'd
- Grosse Pointe Blank
- Half Light
- Hannibal Rising
- Hard-Boiled
- Haute Tension
- Heat
- Heathers
- Heavy Metal
- Hide & Seek
- Hills Have Eyes II, The
- History of the World Part I
- History of Violence, A
- Hitcher, The (2007)
- Hollow Man 2
- Homicide: The Movie
- Hoodwinked
- Hostel
- House
- House of 1000 Corpses
- House of 9
- House of D
- House of Flying Daggers
- House of Sand and Fog
- House of the Dead
- Ice Age
- Ice Harvest, The
- Ichi the Killer
- I. D.
- If Only
- Infernal Affairs
- In the Mouth of Madness
- It
- Jacket, The
- Jacob's Ladder
- Jarhead
- Jeepers Creepers
- Jersey Girl
- Joy Ride
- Just Friends
- Kalifornia
- Killer, The
- King Kong (2005)
- Knocked Up
- Kolya
- Land of the Dead
- Larva
- Last Action Hero
- Last Days
- Legend of Zorro, The
- Liar, Liar
- Ljilja 4-Ever
- Loaded Weapon 1
- Long Weekend, The
- Lord of the Flies (1963)
- Lord of War
- Lost in Translation
- Magnolia
- Maltese Falcon, The
- Man, The
- Manson Family, The
- Masters of the Universe
- Maverick
- Maximum Overdrive
- Mean Machine
- Merchant of Venice, The
- Midnight Run
- Miracle
- Mr. Bean's Holiday
- Munich
- My Life Without Me
- Nekromantik
- Next
- Night of the Living Dead (1990)
- Nochnoy dozor
- North by Northwest
- Not Another Teen Movie
- Nothing
- Number 23, The
- Oldboy
- Omen, The
- Open Water
- Panic Room
- Pet Sematary
- Pitch Black
- Plan 9 from Outer Space
- Platoon
- Prestige, The
- Primer
- Primeval
- Psycho (1960)
- Raising Cain
- Rebound
- Red Eye
- Reservoir Dogs
- Return of the Killer Tomatoes!
- Return of the Living Dead, The
- Ring Around the Rosie
- Rock Star
- Roger Dodger
- Rumor Has It...
- 'Salem's Lot (2004)
- Saw 2
- Scanner Darkly, A
- Scarface
- Serenity
- Se7en
- Shocker
- S1m0ne
- Sin City
- Singles
- Sisters
- Skeleton Key, The
- Sometimes They Come Back
- Sound of Thunder, A
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
- Space Cowboys
- Species
- Species 2
- Speed
- Spider-Man 3
- Spirit Trap
- Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring
- Stay
- Streetcar Named Desire, A
- Striptease
- Syriana
- Tamara
- Team America: World Police
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
- Third Wheel, The
- Three to Tango
- Titanic
- Transformers
- True Romance
- Two for the Money
- Undead
- Usual Suspects, The
- Vacancy
- Vertigo
- Voyage dans la lune, Le
- Wanted: Dead or Alive
- Wayne's World
- Weather Man, The
- Wedlock
- We're No Angels
- Whole Nine Yards, The
- Wilderness
- Wishmaster
- Witches of Eastwick, The
- Within the Woods
- Without a Paddle
- Wolf Creek
- Woodsman, The
- Wrong Turn
- X-Men 2
- X-Men: The Last Stand
- Zathura
- Zombie Flesh Eaters/Zombi 2

Domaci filmovi
- 10 minuta
- Bore Lee: U kandzama velegrada
- Dobro ustimani mrtvaci
- Dva sata kvalitetnog TV programa
- Gori vatra
- Grbavica
- Ivkova slava
- Kad porastem bicu Kengur
- Kako je propao Rokenrol
- Karaula
- Ko to tamo peva
- Kod amidze Idriza
- Mi nismo andjeli 1
- Mi nismo andjeli 2
- Mi nismo andjeli 3: Rock & roll uzvraca udarac
- Milan i Enis - Skecevi
- Mrtav 'ladan
- Potera za Srec(k)om
- Sedam i po
- Sivi kamion crvene boje
- Valter brani Sarajevo


D o k u m e n t a r c i

- Fenomen BH fudbala
- Trekkies


P r o f i l i

- Robert de Niro


Soundtrack

- Desperado
- Faculty, The
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
- Tarantino Connection, The


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- Dvije godine Filmomanije
- Fenomen BH filma
- Film kao umjetnost
- Filmofili...
- Filmovi u 2006-oj: Nastavci
- Filmovi u 2006-oj: Remakeovi
- Filmski kliseji 1
- Filmski kliseji 2
- Filmski kliseji 3
- Forum Filmomanije
- Kako je nastala Filmomanija
- Konacno Scorsese
- Novi filmovi
- Oscars 2006: 78th Academy Awards
- Pocelo snimanje novog BH filma
- Sretan nam rodjendan
- Sretni praznici i kraj bloga
- Sve nagrade i nominacije BH filmova
- Uskoro... "Final Destination 3"
- Sretan 1. maj
- Summer in the City (Nema sanse :D)

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