REGISTRUJTE SE NA FORUM FILMOMANIJE

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14.12.2005.

Filmski kliseji part 2 ( ili "Nista me ne iznenadjuje" )

Nastavljamo sa klisejima.

- Kasljanje je simptom smrtne bolesti.
- U akcionim filmovima uvijek postoji neko cije su posljednje rijeci "O Shit!"
- Kad glavni lik "uleti" u toku pjesme i pocne plesati, svi oko nje/njega ce plesati perfektno i uvijek ce joj/mu se pridruziti.
- Na musterijin zahtjev da prati neko auto, taksista nikad ne postavlja pitanja.
- Auto ce uvijek eksplodirati ako se puca u njega, osim ako ga nas junak vozi.
- Lik ce piti mlijeko, pivu ili kafu dok mu se saopstava uzbudljiva/nevjerovatna/sokantna vijest, sto ce prouzrokovati pljuvanje tog pica posvuda ( a u komedijama direktno u facu govornika ).
- Srednjoskolac, bez obzira kako izgleda, kako se ponasa i koliko je cudan, uvijek hoce da "pokupi" najpopularniju curu u skoli.
- Zena koja histericno vristi uvijek usuti poslije samara, i vrlo cesto se zahvali covjeku koji je udario.
- Milion dolara u kesu ili kokain ce uvijek zauzeti tacno onoliko mjesta koliko ima u aktovci.
- Osobe koje rade u osiguranju i nadgledaju monitore uvijek ili spavaju ili citaju porno magazine.
- Auto koje se provuce ispod necega ce se pretvoriti u smijesan ali funkcionalan kabriolet, a putnike nikad nece povrijediti iskrivljeni metal, komadi stakla i slicno.
- Ukoliko treba da se desi neka ogromna katastrofa, invazija vanzemaljaca, ili novo ledeno doba, uvijek postoji pametni lik koji je predvidio da ce se to dogoditi, ali su ga ignorisali i ismijavali, sve dok nije bilo prekasno.
- Ukoliko junak trci, tipovi ce uvijek pucati iza njega i nikad ga nece pogoditi.
- Ako vojnik prijatelju pokaze sliku djevojke ili porodice, ubrzo ce poginuti; ako je upravo dobio odsustvo, ubrzo ce poginuti. Ako prijateljima prica o planovima za buducnost... pogodite sta ce se desiti.
- Bilo koji komad odjece koji ukrades, savrseno ce ti odgovarati.
- Zene placu u kupatilu. Za to vrijeme ce ledjima polako kliziti niz zid, dok ne zavrse sjedeci na podu.
- Cijepanje kese na ulici je odlican nacin da upoznas neku osobu suprotnog pola.
- Mozes da onesvijestis dva negativca tako sto im udaris glave jednu o drugu.
- Pjenaste kupke sve sakrivaju i mjehurici nikad ne nestaju.
- Ljubav ima vise lica, sto vazi i na filmu. Ali ako su ljubavnici potpune suprotnosti (on ozbiljan a ona ne, ona ozbiljna a on ne i slicno), uspjeh je zagarantovan. Prvi susret obicno ukljucuje neku nezgodu, zabunu, zamjenu indetiteta ili sudar (bilo u hodniku bilo autima).
- Nesto vrlo vrlo lose ce se desiti svaki put kad neko kaze "Koliko lose ovo moze biti?" ili "Moze li biti gore od ovoga?"
- Ne mozete uci u kucu? Ne brinite. Uvijek postoji rezervni kljuc koji se nalazi ili ispod otiraca ili iznad vrata na stoku.

Recenzirani filmovi
- 1 Night in Paris
- 12:01
- 12 Angry Men
- 13 Going On 30
- 16 Blocks
- 2001: A Space Oddysey
- 28 Weeks Later
- 300
- 40 Year Old Virgin, The
- Above the Law
- Æon Flux
- After the Sunset
- Airplane!
- Airplane II: The Sequel
- Alien
- Aliens
- Alien³
- Alien: Resurrection
- Alien Terminator
- Alien Vs. Predator
- Alone in the Dark
- American Graffiti
- Amistad
- Arachnophobia
- Army of Darkness
- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
- Back to the Future
- Back to the Future 2
- Back to the Future 3
- Bad Taste
- Bandidas
- Barb Wire
- Basket Case
- Basket Case 2
- Batman: Dead End
- Batman: The Movie
- Batman
- Batman Returns
- Batman Forever
- Batman & Robin
- Batman Begins
- Big Trouble in Little China
- Birth
- Black Cadillac
- Blade Runner
- BloodRayne
- Blueberry
- Brokeback Mountain
- Bubba Ho-tep
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Bug
- Cannibal Holocaust
- Chasing Amy
- Clerks.
- Clerks II
- Click
- Cobra
- Commando
- Con Air
- Constant Gardener, The
- Crash
- Creepshow
- Critters
- Crow, The
- Cruel Intentions 2
- Cry_Wolf
- Cube
- Cube Zero
- Dark City
- Darwin Awards, The
- Date Movie
- Da Vinci Code, The
- Dead & Breakfast
- Dead Birds
- Dead End
- Defender, The
- Dellamorte Dellamore
- Descent, The
- Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
- Devil's Reject, The
- Dia de la bestia, El
- Diarios de motocicleta
- Dick Tracy
- Die Hard
- Die Hard 2
- Die Hard: With a Vengeance
- Die Hard 4.0
- Dirty Harry
- Dnevnoy dozor
- Doom
- Dr. Dolittle 3
- Dünyayi kurtaran adam
- Eaten Alive
- Edison
- Eight Below
- Emmanuelle
- EMR
- Exorcism of Emily Rose, The
- Experiment, Das
- Eye for an Eye, An
- Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le
- Faculty, The
- Fantastic Four
- Fast and the Furious, The
- Fearless Vampire Killers
- Fear of the Dark
- Feast
- Fever Pitch
- Fifth Element, The
- Final Destination
- Final Destination 3
- Flightplan
- Football Factory, The
- Four Rooms
- Frankenstein (1910)
- Freddy Vs. Jason
- Friends with Money
- Frighteners, The
- Fun with Dick and Jane (2005)
- Game, The
- Gathering, The
- Ghost Watcher 2
- Ghost World
- Ghoulies
- Ginger Snaps
- Girl Next Door, The
- Glengarry Glen Ross
- Goal!
- Godzilla 2000
- Goonies, The
- Graveyard, The
- Green Street Hooligans
- Gridlock'd
- Grosse Pointe Blank
- Half Light
- Hannibal Rising
- Hard-Boiled
- Haute Tension
- Heat
- Heathers
- Heavy Metal
- Hide & Seek
- Hills Have Eyes II, The
- History of the World Part I
- History of Violence, A
- Hitcher, The (2007)
- Hollow Man 2
- Homicide: The Movie
- Hoodwinked
- Hostel
- House
- House of 1000 Corpses
- House of 9
- House of D
- House of Flying Daggers
- House of Sand and Fog
- House of the Dead
- Ice Age
- Ice Harvest, The
- Ichi the Killer
- I. D.
- If Only
- Infernal Affairs
- In the Mouth of Madness
- It
- Jacket, The
- Jacob's Ladder
- Jarhead
- Jeepers Creepers
- Jersey Girl
- Joy Ride
- Just Friends
- Kalifornia
- Killer, The
- King Kong (2005)
- Knocked Up
- Kolya
- Land of the Dead
- Larva
- Last Action Hero
- Last Days
- Legend of Zorro, The
- Liar, Liar
- Ljilja 4-Ever
- Loaded Weapon 1
- Long Weekend, The
- Lord of the Flies (1963)
- Lord of War
- Lost in Translation
- Magnolia
- Maltese Falcon, The
- Man, The
- Manson Family, The
- Masters of the Universe
- Maverick
- Maximum Overdrive
- Mean Machine
- Merchant of Venice, The
- Midnight Run
- Miracle
- Mr. Bean's Holiday
- Munich
- My Life Without Me
- Nekromantik
- Next
- Night of the Living Dead (1990)
- Nochnoy dozor
- North by Northwest
- Not Another Teen Movie
- Nothing
- Number 23, The
- Oldboy
- Omen, The
- Open Water
- Panic Room
- Pet Sematary
- Pitch Black
- Plan 9 from Outer Space
- Platoon
- Prestige, The
- Primer
- Primeval
- Psycho (1960)
- Raising Cain
- Rebound
- Red Eye
- Reservoir Dogs
- Return of the Killer Tomatoes!
- Return of the Living Dead, The
- Ring Around the Rosie
- Rock Star
- Roger Dodger
- Rumor Has It...
- 'Salem's Lot (2004)
- Saw 2
- Scanner Darkly, A
- Scarface
- Serenity
- Se7en
- Shocker
- S1m0ne
- Sin City
- Singles
- Sisters
- Skeleton Key, The
- Sometimes They Come Back
- Sound of Thunder, A
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
- Space Cowboys
- Species
- Species 2
- Speed
- Spider-Man 3
- Spirit Trap
- Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring
- Stay
- Streetcar Named Desire, A
- Striptease
- Syriana
- Tamara
- Team America: World Police
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
- Third Wheel, The
- Three to Tango
- Titanic
- Transformers
- True Romance
- Two for the Money
- Undead
- Usual Suspects, The
- Vacancy
- Vertigo
- Voyage dans la lune, Le
- Wanted: Dead or Alive
- Wayne's World
- Weather Man, The
- Wedlock
- We're No Angels
- Whole Nine Yards, The
- Wilderness
- Wishmaster
- Witches of Eastwick, The
- Within the Woods
- Without a Paddle
- Wolf Creek
- Woodsman, The
- Wrong Turn
- X-Men 2
- X-Men: The Last Stand
- Zathura
- Zombie Flesh Eaters/Zombi 2

Domaci filmovi
- 10 minuta
- Bore Lee: U kandzama velegrada
- Dobro ustimani mrtvaci
- Dva sata kvalitetnog TV programa
- Gori vatra
- Grbavica
- Ivkova slava
- Kad porastem bicu Kengur
- Kako je propao Rokenrol
- Karaula
- Ko to tamo peva
- Kod amidze Idriza
- Mi nismo andjeli 1
- Mi nismo andjeli 2
- Mi nismo andjeli 3: Rock & roll uzvraca udarac
- Milan i Enis - Skecevi
- Mrtav 'ladan
- Potera za Srec(k)om
- Sedam i po
- Sivi kamion crvene boje
- Valter brani Sarajevo


D o k u m e n t a r c i

- Fenomen BH fudbala
- Trekkies


P r o f i l i

- Robert de Niro


Soundtrack

- Desperado
- Faculty, The
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
- Tarantino Connection, The


O s t a l o

- 25 najskupljih filmova svih vremena
- Blog Resurrection
- Dvije godine Filmomanije
- Fenomen BH filma
- Film kao umjetnost
- Filmofili...
- Filmovi u 2006-oj: Nastavci
- Filmovi u 2006-oj: Remakeovi
- Filmski kliseji 1
- Filmski kliseji 2
- Filmski kliseji 3
- Forum Filmomanije
- Kako je nastala Filmomanija
- Konacno Scorsese
- Novi filmovi
- Oscars 2006: 78th Academy Awards
- Pocelo snimanje novog BH filma
- Sretan nam rodjendan
- Sretni praznici i kraj bloga
- Sve nagrade i nominacije BH filmova
- Uskoro... "Final Destination 3"
- Sretan 1. maj
- Summer in the City (Nema sanse :D)

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