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26.07.2007.

Bore Lee: U kandzama velegrada (2003)

Boris Ivkovic je neki lik iz Sinja koji obozava Brucea Leea. Tako on trenira borilacke vjestine i vec skoro 15-ak godina snima amaterske filmice gdje mlati razne tipove. Sa ovim filmom je postao poznat, i to pravo poznat, ne samo u krugu ljubitelja trasha, sto je nesto nevjerovatno, bar meni. Frajer se vrtio po TV-u skoro pa nonstop. Ovdje je on lik koji dolazi iz Sinja u Zagreb da bi naucio jogu, jer mu to treba da bude jos bolji borac. Tu se zaljubi u instruktoricu (neopisiva scena muntanja, gdje lik samo daje neke signale obrvama), a onda se sukobi sa bandom. A na kraju mora da osveti smrt svoje ljubavi, koja pogine u slowmotionu, a onda se pojavi andjeo (u bijeloj haljini sa zutom, superjeftinom perikom), popne se na kauc i pocne pjevati onu Time To Say Goodbye od Andree Boccellija i Sare Brightman. Pjesmu navodim zato jer ko je zna, moze donekle zamisliti na sta ta scena lici. Dijalog je posebna prica. Npr. Bore isprica, haj nazovimo to vicem, i onda svoju ljubav pita zna li ona koju salu, na sta ona odgovara da ne zna, jer u zadnje vrijeme uglavnom proucava tekstove od Konfucija (wtf??!!). A Boreovo pricanje je posebna prica. Imam dojam da je lik malo tupav i da je zato tako los dok prica (jer je isto tako zvucao i dok je davao interview na TV-u), a neke recenice ponavlja po par puta, samo je razlicit redoslijed rijeci. Film je snimljen za samo par stotina kuna (a izasao je cak i na dvd-u), i izgleda kao amaterski snimak nekog vjencanja ili neke pijanke. Kao da se gleda ona emisija najsmijesniji kucni video. Uglavnom, ovdje bih mogao opisivati do prekosutra sve gluposti (vodja bande za carobnim stapom i svoje dvije koke koje se zovu Sodoma i Gomora, njegova desna ruka koja se vrati iz mrtvih da bi zavladali svijetom, scenografija njihovog staba koja je sastoji iz dva poderana kauca u napustenoj, razvaljenoj rupi) od kojih se najvise istucu tucnjave koje izgledaju poput onih djecjih nakon gledanja obracuna Brucea Leea i Chucka Norrisa iz Na zmajevom putu, ali onda bih pisao do sutra. Zato cu samo reci da je ovo urnebesan predstavnik trasha i ne mogu se sjetiti kad sam se zadnji put ovako ismijao. Film traje samo 57 minuta, ali zato urnebesnih 57 minuta. Prosto ne mogu da vjerujem da se nesto ovako snima. Morat cu naci i ostala Boretova djela. Nadam se da su bar upola dobra kao ovaj. (Spooky)

Recenzirani filmovi
- 1 Night in Paris
- 12:01
- 12 Angry Men
- 13 Going On 30
- 16 Blocks
- 2001: A Space Oddysey
- 28 Weeks Later
- 300
- 40 Year Old Virgin, The
- Above the Law
- Æon Flux
- After the Sunset
- Airplane!
- Airplane II: The Sequel
- Alien
- Aliens
- Alien³
- Alien: Resurrection
- Alien Terminator
- Alien Vs. Predator
- Alone in the Dark
- American Graffiti
- Amistad
- Arachnophobia
- Army of Darkness
- Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
- Back to the Future
- Back to the Future 2
- Back to the Future 3
- Bad Taste
- Bandidas
- Barb Wire
- Basket Case
- Basket Case 2
- Batman: Dead End
- Batman: The Movie
- Batman
- Batman Returns
- Batman Forever
- Batman & Robin
- Batman Begins
- Big Trouble in Little China
- Birth
- Black Cadillac
- Blade Runner
- BloodRayne
- Blueberry
- Brokeback Mountain
- Bubba Ho-tep
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
- Bug
- Cannibal Holocaust
- Chasing Amy
- Clerks.
- Clerks II
- Click
- Cobra
- Commando
- Con Air
- Constant Gardener, The
- Crash
- Creepshow
- Critters
- Crow, The
- Cruel Intentions 2
- Cry_Wolf
- Cube
- Cube Zero
- Dark City
- Darwin Awards, The
- Date Movie
- Da Vinci Code, The
- Dead & Breakfast
- Dead Birds
- Dead End
- Defender, The
- Dellamorte Dellamore
- Descent, The
- Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
- Devil's Reject, The
- Dia de la bestia, El
- Diarios de motocicleta
- Dick Tracy
- Die Hard
- Die Hard 2
- Die Hard: With a Vengeance
- Die Hard 4.0
- Dirty Harry
- Dnevnoy dozor
- Doom
- Dr. Dolittle 3
- Dünyayi kurtaran adam
- Eaten Alive
- Edison
- Eight Below
- Emmanuelle
- EMR
- Exorcism of Emily Rose, The
- Experiment, Das
- Eye for an Eye, An
- Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain, Le
- Faculty, The
- Fantastic Four
- Fast and the Furious, The
- Fearless Vampire Killers
- Fear of the Dark
- Feast
- Fever Pitch
- Fifth Element, The
- Final Destination
- Final Destination 3
- Flightplan
- Football Factory, The
- Four Rooms
- Frankenstein (1910)
- Freddy Vs. Jason
- Friends with Money
- Frighteners, The
- Fun with Dick and Jane (2005)
- Game, The
- Gathering, The
- Ghost Watcher 2
- Ghost World
- Ghoulies
- Ginger Snaps
- Girl Next Door, The
- Glengarry Glen Ross
- Goal!
- Godzilla 2000
- Goonies, The
- Graveyard, The
- Green Street Hooligans
- Gridlock'd
- Grosse Pointe Blank
- Half Light
- Hannibal Rising
- Hard-Boiled
- Haute Tension
- Heat
- Heathers
- Heavy Metal
- Hide & Seek
- Hills Have Eyes II, The
- History of the World Part I
- History of Violence, A
- Hitcher, The (2007)
- Hollow Man 2
- Homicide: The Movie
- Hoodwinked
- Hostel
- House
- House of 1000 Corpses
- House of 9
- House of D
- House of Flying Daggers
- House of Sand and Fog
- House of the Dead
- Ice Age
- Ice Harvest, The
- Ichi the Killer
- I. D.
- If Only
- Infernal Affairs
- In the Mouth of Madness
- It
- Jacket, The
- Jacob's Ladder
- Jarhead
- Jeepers Creepers
- Jersey Girl
- Joy Ride
- Just Friends
- Kalifornia
- Killer, The
- King Kong (2005)
- Knocked Up
- Kolya
- Land of the Dead
- Larva
- Last Action Hero
- Last Days
- Legend of Zorro, The
- Liar, Liar
- Ljilja 4-Ever
- Loaded Weapon 1
- Long Weekend, The
- Lord of the Flies (1963)
- Lord of War
- Lost in Translation
- Magnolia
- Maltese Falcon, The
- Man, The
- Manson Family, The
- Masters of the Universe
- Maverick
- Maximum Overdrive
- Mean Machine
- Merchant of Venice, The
- Midnight Run
- Miracle
- Mr. Bean's Holiday
- Munich
- My Life Without Me
- Nekromantik
- Next
- Night of the Living Dead (1990)
- Nochnoy dozor
- North by Northwest
- Not Another Teen Movie
- Nothing
- Number 23, The
- Oldboy
- Omen, The
- Open Water
- Panic Room
- Pet Sematary
- Pitch Black
- Plan 9 from Outer Space
- Platoon
- Prestige, The
- Primer
- Primeval
- Psycho (1960)
- Raising Cain
- Rebound
- Red Eye
- Reservoir Dogs
- Return of the Killer Tomatoes!
- Return of the Living Dead, The
- Ring Around the Rosie
- Rock Star
- Roger Dodger
- Rumor Has It...
- 'Salem's Lot (2004)
- Saw 2
- Scanner Darkly, A
- Scarface
- Serenity
- Se7en
- Shocker
- S1m0ne
- Sin City
- Singles
- Sisters
- Skeleton Key, The
- Sometimes They Come Back
- Sound of Thunder, A
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
- Space Cowboys
- Species
- Species 2
- Speed
- Spider-Man 3
- Spirit Trap
- Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter and Spring
- Stay
- Streetcar Named Desire, A
- Striptease
- Syriana
- Tamara
- Team America: World Police
- Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
- Third Wheel, The
- Three to Tango
- Titanic
- Transformers
- True Romance
- Two for the Money
- Undead
- Usual Suspects, The
- Vacancy
- Vertigo
- Voyage dans la lune, Le
- Wanted: Dead or Alive
- Wayne's World
- Weather Man, The
- Wedlock
- We're No Angels
- Whole Nine Yards, The
- Wilderness
- Wishmaster
- Witches of Eastwick, The
- Within the Woods
- Without a Paddle
- Wolf Creek
- Woodsman, The
- Wrong Turn
- X-Men 2
- X-Men: The Last Stand
- Zathura
- Zombie Flesh Eaters/Zombi 2

Domaci filmovi
- 10 minuta
- Bore Lee: U kandzama velegrada
- Dobro ustimani mrtvaci
- Dva sata kvalitetnog TV programa
- Gori vatra
- Grbavica
- Ivkova slava
- Kad porastem bicu Kengur
- Kako je propao Rokenrol
- Karaula
- Ko to tamo peva
- Kod amidze Idriza
- Mi nismo andjeli 1
- Mi nismo andjeli 2
- Mi nismo andjeli 3: Rock & roll uzvraca udarac
- Milan i Enis - Skecevi
- Mrtav 'ladan
- Potera za Srec(k)om
- Sedam i po
- Sivi kamion crvene boje
- Valter brani Sarajevo


D o k u m e n t a r c i

- Fenomen BH fudbala
- Trekkies


P r o f i l i

- Robert de Niro


Soundtrack

- Desperado
- Faculty, The
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
- Tarantino Connection, The


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- Filmski kliseji 1
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- Forum Filmomanije
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- Novi filmovi
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- Sretan nam rodjendan
- Sretni praznici i kraj bloga
- Sve nagrade i nominacije BH filmova
- Uskoro... "Final Destination 3"
- Sretan 1. maj
- Summer in the City (Nema sanse :D)

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